fat kid stuck in a ditch

by. Chase Brittain

based on a true story

ok your probably asking yourself , why is the title of this called “fat kid stuck in a ditch”
welp your about to find out!

One day during the summer me and my friends were hagging out and out of no where this fat kid in my neighborhood came along and was like “hi.”

we were just like “ummm..hey” we all started hangging out for a while. By the way the fat kids name is Mark. We went to the woods and ,in the woods was a huge and steep ditch. My friends and I started jumping over it and stuff but Mark didn't jump over it becaues he was scared.

After like 30 minuets he finnaly did it and barely made it. He did it a coulpe times but one time he didnt make it. He face planted into the dirt and started crying my friends were laughing really hard and kinda laughed to. I mean comon if you were there you'd laugh to. It was pretty funny.

After about 10 minutes of laughing i tried get him out but he was to fat. I couldnt pull him out. I tried for like 15 minets to get him out but I COULDNT!! it was like trying to move a bus ITS IMPOSSIBLE!! My friends and I all teamed up and tryed to grab his arms and pull him out but the ditch was to steep and he was too heavy. My friends and I talked, and we thought we'd get something to get him out so we left him there while we looked for something to free him. While we were looking my freinds brother pulled up on the side of the street with his new car. it was nice, it was a black mustang with red racing stripes. He pulled up next to me and said “whats up”.

“Sup. So this is your new car?”

“Yeah. Hop in.” he said.

My friends and I hoped in the car and he drove us to Mc. Donalds to get something to eat. After we ate we just drove around for a long time. We were driving down the street really fast. One time he let me get the wheel and drive. It was scary at first but I got used to it. I had a lot of fun that day.

Well we were gone for a few hours and, once we got back it was dark. I was gonna crash at my friends house that night becaues my parents lived a few miles away and I didnt feel like walking again. On the way to his house I felt like I was forgetting something..and then it hit me. WE FORGOT MARK!!! I ran back to the woods it was creepy becaues it was dark. I couldnt see anything it was pitch black!! then suddenly I heard a scream! I ran twords were the scream and next thing I knew I was on the ground..i ran into the ditch. I looked next to me and there was mark crying his eyes out. I said I got you, I call my friends and they ran over with flashlights I jumped out and I had a sprained ankle. But there was one problem. We didnt have anything to get him out with, my friends and I all grabed his hands and tried pulling him out. But Mark was so stupid he was just laying there!! he wouldnt get up, we told him to get up kick your legs up the ditch and hop out as we pull. We tried once it didnt wor, we tried another time I didnt work.

After about five trys he finnaly got out! It was like he was giving birth! We all were like “push,push, PUSH!!” but at least he got out. We all were exausted, Mark was still crying. Mark went home and my friends and I continued to be stupid the rest of the night.

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